Comments on: White Man Can’t Jump: The Zack Greinke Saga

By: Colin Bennett

Colin Bennett — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 09:07:59 +0000

@Lou – Hey man, Prince is a vegetarian. Wait, ham’s a vegetable right?

By: Lou Olsen

Lou Olsen — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 17:14:48 +0000

@Kenny – Not quite a 5th grade Beat Down, but probably a 3rd grade swirley, or atomic wedgie. If Kemp and Fielder face off in the octagon, Prince wins due to all of his extra cushioning. Hint hint, wink wink. Let’s meet up in the regular season and do a little collaboration!!

By: Fallout: Zack Greinke « Reviewing the Brew | A Milwaukee Brewers Blog

Fallout: Zack Greinke « Reviewing the Brew | A Milwaukee Brewers Blog — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 22:18:20 +0000

[...] he is an awful post player. His fractured rib is disconcerting for more then one reason, as Lou pointed out yesterday.Myself, I am more confused than upset by the situation. It is part of our job [...]

By: Montzie

Montzie — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 08:37:24 +0000

Word on the street is the whole bench clearing incident was under control until Prince wanted to throw down like it was 1999.

Apparently Matt Kemp said let’s settle this in the Octagon.

Fielder then claimed to need 90 days to work on his conditioning.

Dana White, and the UFC, are apparently in discussions with the Nevada Gaming Commission as we speak.

By: Kenny Shulsen

Kenny Shulsen — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 07:16:52 +0000

Yo Lou, were you at the game today? For what really happened click here…

http://www.lasordaslair.com

I was listening to your Announcers. Kemp’s shot was hit to deep deep to right center.

Apparently Prince wanted to throw down like it was 1999 but Matt Kemp said only if we are in the Ocatagon.

Prince said he needed 90 days to cut weight.

Dana White scrambled to Vegas looking for contract exemptions.

Does today qualify as a 5th grade Beat Down Lou?