Last week, fellow staff writer Curt Hogg and I took on a new endeavor. We called our new segment “Ex-Brewers Poetry”. The focus of our first two poems; the great Richie Sexson and some guy named Brooks Conrad. I think that they both turned out pretty well, unfortunately…a dear friend of ours happens to be a poetry professor at a University that doesn’t exist.
If you know anything about fellow FanSided (Puckett’s Pond) writer Eric Pleiss, you should know that he is RtB family. Members of the RtB family are free to do pretty much anything they want. Eric reached out to me and said that he was actually a poetry instructor at the very prestigious USUCK (Uecker State University Community Kollege) in Minnesota. He said that he had gone through Curt and I’s poems and graded them in the hopes that we could grow as poets.
In true educator fashion, he corrected them in red pen. Leaving some notes, corrections, but most importantly…grades. While I may not agree with my poems grade, or the fact that he misinterpreted some of my imagery…the man is a professional baseball poet and poetry teacher, so he knows better than I. And besides, how often can you have one of your pals harshly judge your work?
First let’s take a look at what he thought of Curt’s Brooks Conrad poem.
Now, this is what he thought of my poem. SPOILER ALERT: He did not like it at all.
It’s a sad day when you write a Haiku that is better than your actual poem.
If you have an interest in baseball poetry, please feel free to reach out to Professor Pleiss. I warn you…he is harsh, harsh but fair. Thank you Eric for taking time out of your busy schedule to completely miss the fact that no one in Milwaukee cares about the Bucks and that “You played in the desert(Arizona D’Backs) and you played in the Rain (Seattle Mariners)” was a reference to Sexson’s other long term teams.