Milwaukee Brewers: Haikus for spring training.

Pitchers and catchers report to Maryvale tomorrow!  This is not a drill, we will soon be watching the Milwaukee Brewers play actual baseball.

Our long national nightmare is over, baseball is returning. Hurlers, and those donning the tools of ignorance will report tomorrow. The Milwaukee Brewers play the UW-Milwaukee Panthers on February 24, and full Cactus League play begins the day after. There are a lot of interesting story lines and competitive position battles this year. But let’s do something even more important, and take a look at Spring Training in Haiku.

Jett Bandy catcher

Could end up as the starter

Has eighty grade name

Newcomer T. Shaw

He should improve the infield

Hot corner lefty

The baby Brewers

“Young controllable talent”

Should arrive quite soon

Spring breakouts happen

But who will it be this year?

My money’s on Thames

Neftali Feliz

Good buy low bullpen option

Trade bait at deadline?

Five tool man Brinson

Bet he rakes with the Sky Sox

Should be up this year

Starting rotation

May be the Achilles heel

Need run prevention

The man with the laugh

I bet he breaks out this year

Maverick Phillips

Maryvale A-Z

Chihuahuas do rule the streets

Possible mascot?

Pitcher Josh Hader

Great hope for the rotation

Chris Sale comps abound

Maryvale is hot

Jersey time for D. Johnson?

I really think not

Bob, Mr. Baseball

You can feel it in the air

Hope Springs Attorney

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