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Why am I doing this? For selfish reasons mostly. So far my 2011 has been rough to say the least. Capped off this evening by all kinds of nonsense, I needed something to cheer me up. Normally Ax’s mustache is enough to keep me in my happy place, but not this time. I hate 2011 so far, like a 15 year old girl hates her mother. Ultimately, I am trying something a little different.
My pain is your gain, as long as you like smoking hot dames. Classy Brewer Broads.
–This beautiful lady is the wife of our newest Brewer Zack Greinke. She also happens to be a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. Oh yeah, did I mention she was also Miss Daytona Beach 2008. My hat goes of to Zack on this one. Maybe she loves a guy who is in touch with his sensitive side. Plus making $12 million a year doesn’t hurt your status with the ladies either. She would look awesome in a powder blue throwback jersey this coming October.
–The word on the street is that this smoking hot brunette, is currently in a relationship with Ryan Braun. Now, we here at RtB have no evidence to confirm their relationship. Over the past few months Braun has been rumored to be dating several foxy ladies. I guess being an MLB star with a clothing line and your own restaurant really does pay off. I chose this picture becaue her bikini bottoms are already sporting blue, gold, and white. Yankees fans, eat your hearts out. Ryan, mazel tov.