It is Halloween, the spookiest night of the year. Children all over the country will be dressing up in costumes to go trick or treating. If Milwaukee Brewers players went trick or treating, what would they dress up as?
He could be the Mountain from Game of Thrones, or the Hulk. Either would be suitable for Thames who is known for his large muscles.
This is too easy. Squints from the Sandlot would fit the bespectacled Sogard perfectly. If his wife Kaycee dresses up as Wendy Peffercorn, the Sogards will win Halloween hands down.
Villar should go as Mr. Robot. Great first season but a terrible second season. Sounds a lot like Villar.
Perhaps “El Nino” should dress up in a baby outfit, seeing as he is the kid. Or he could try being Will Turner of Pirates of the Caribbean since he shares the same first name as Orlando Bloom.
The Mayor of Ding Dong City. Duh.
Perez needs to dress up as a Swiss Army Knife, because that’s basically what he is for the Milwaukee Brewers.
His nickname is Dino. So one of those T-Rex outfits should fit Aguilar nicely.
Vogt should dress up as an “I Voted” sticker, because he can turn it into a pun, “I Vogted”. It’s a bad pun, I know.
A big ol’ Jett airliner. Cause it’s here that he’s got to stay.
Santana was pretty good on Sundays this year, and Domingo is Spanish for Sunday. So, naturally that means he should go as a preacher.
Brett Phillips and Keon Broxton
Phillips middle name is Maverick. That means he needs to be Maverick from Top Gun. Broxton has to be Goose because, well, he’s going to be gone before you know it.
Bronn from Game of Thrones. Although their names are spelled differently, they sound the same and they’ve both been around since season one(of the rebuild).
He should dress in all gold body paint since he is a Gold Glove Award finalist. That would be a sight to see. On second thought, maybe not something I’d want to see.
The Raptor should dress up as….. a Raptor.
How much wood would Woodruff chuck if Woodruff was a woodchuck that could chuck wood?
Josh Haderade will need to dress like a Gatorade bottle, but instead of Gatorade, it says Haderade. He’s got to start a brand somehow.
Anderson may have gotten the nickname Chase The Ace this year, so why not go as the Ace of Clubs. Get it, because he’s the ace of the club? Don’t roll your eyes, it’s not that bad of a joke.
Any type of barn animal will do just fine. Or even going as a barn. Judging by his six wild pitches this season he couldn’t hit the broadside of one anyway.
Jazz from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, better known as DJ Jazzy Jeff now. With the great friendship Jeffress and former Brewer Will Smith have, these two need to go out together as Jazz and Will on Halloween night.
Jungmann, are you listening to me? I said, Jungmann, what do you want to be? He wants to be the Village People and starting singing Y.M.C.A everywhere he goes. Did that song just get stuck in your head? Sorry about that.
This definitely is shaping up to be an interesting Halloween for the Milwaukee Brewers if all these players dress up like this. Some may be spooky, or just plain ridiculous. Are there any costumes you think some of these players should dress up as instead?