Last September, it was documented in NotBrew that a fan was not aware that Prince Fielder was no longer on the Brewers.

HE’S BACK. (Mark J. Rebilas-USA TODAY Sports)

Today, the Brewers announced they called up Prince to join the team.

Josh Prince, that is.

Don’t tell that to the guy–we’ll call him “Ned”–at the Milwaukee County Zoo today.

While at the humble abode of the reptiles, Ned was scrolling through his Twitter feed on his phone, when something caught his eye. I have no sixth sense, but I have a feeling he read something along the lines of “Brewers call up Prince after the injury to Aramis Ramirez”.

This made Ned very excitable.

“Holy crap, Prince is back on the Brewers!?!?” He exclaimed to his presumed significant other.


“Fielder!” He replied.

She probably should have dumped him on the spot.